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IF JOLIE IS A HOME WRECKER AND JEN IS COLD.....THEN WHAT WILL YOU CALL BRAD PITT?
we in india have a story.
once upon a time two hungry cats were walking down a street.and they found a piece of bread{its not brad..its bread} fallen on road.they were fighting about who should have the bread when a monkey appeared from no where and offered to help them.he said that he will divide the bread in to two euqal halves.he brought a weighing balance and divided the bread in two halves.but one part was bigger than the other.so the monkey ate a little from the bigger part to make it equal to the smaller part.but..it became smaller so......again he ate a little from the smaller part.it continued till only a small portion of bread was left.the cats were watching helplessly..they said:"let us have the remaining portion..we will share it ourselves."the monkey laughed and said:"this left portion is my fees for dividing the bread"
MORAL OF STORY:
1:WHENEVER THERE IS A CAT FIGHT ,A MONKEY IS THE WINNER.{mind it ..i am not calling bad pit a monkey.he starred in 12 monkeys...but.....}
2:two cats can be screwed by the same monkey.
story time over people.
FRIENDS,
since i am in a funny mood today,and i know you all want serious stuff......i recommend you all to try mtv.com
they have an article over there titled:"WHY ARE PAPARAZZIS SO FOCUSSED WITH FEMALE STARS?"
the article says:"us weekly senior editor albert lee points to jolie/pitt coverage where pitt "escaped unscathed"while jolie was painted as a homewrecker and jennifer aniston as cold and withholding"
HAPPY READING.
once upon a time two hungry cats were walking down a street.and they found a piece of bread{its not brad..its bread} fallen on road.they were fighting about who should have the bread when a monkey appeared from no where and offered to help them.he said that he will divide the bread in to two euqal halves.he brought a weighing balance and divided the bread in two halves.but one part was bigger than the other.so the monkey ate a little from the bigger part to make it equal to the smaller part.but..it became smaller so......again he ate a little from the smaller part.it continued till only a small portion of bread was left.the cats were watching helplessly..they said:"let us have the remaining portion..we will share it ourselves."the monkey laughed and said:"this left portion is my fees for dividing the bread"
MORAL OF STORY:
1:WHENEVER THERE IS A CAT FIGHT ,A MONKEY IS THE WINNER.{mind it ..i am not calling bad pit a monkey.he starred in 12 monkeys...but.....}
2:two cats can be screwed by the same monkey.
story time over people.
FRIENDS,
since i am in a funny mood today,and i know you all want serious stuff......i recommend you all to try mtv.com
they have an article over there titled:"WHY ARE PAPARAZZIS SO FOCUSSED WITH FEMALE STARS?"
the article says:"us weekly senior editor albert lee points to jolie/pitt coverage where pitt "escaped unscathed"while jolie was painted as a homewrecker and jennifer aniston as cold and withholding"
HAPPY READING.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
jen,jane,,julie and jolie
all these beautiful ladies have a lot in common....to begin with...their names begin with "j".and they all are great persons.
and jen and jolie are super successful....
they all have something more in common..BRAD PITT.
brad is a lucky guy...he had jen..he has jolie.he has his kids{really cute kids}...his mom and sister.and not to count the numerous female fans.{and then there are male fans too.}so..almost the whole world is with him.
but as i have said earlier..i hate brad pitt.and jolie.
may be i am wrong.we indians believe in karma...whatever happens..... happens for the good.may be god had some different plans for jen.but still i feel sorry for brad pitt.jen will get a better man...she sure will.
but poor brad..he can never get a better woman than jennifer aniston.never.
may be brad pitt holds a different view.he may be hapy with jolie.
i dont know why i am writing all this.something inside me says that JENNIFER ANISTON IS SOON GOING TO HAVE A GREAT MAN IN HER LIVE.
that must be true.
and jen and jolie are super successful....
they all have something more in common..BRAD PITT.
brad is a lucky guy...he had jen..he has jolie.he has his kids{really cute kids}...his mom and sister.and not to count the numerous female fans.{and then there are male fans too.}so..almost the whole world is with him.
but as i have said earlier..i hate brad pitt.and jolie.
may be i am wrong.we indians believe in karma...whatever happens..... happens for the good.may be god had some different plans for jen.but still i feel sorry for brad pitt.jen will get a better man...she sure will.
but poor brad..he can never get a better woman than jennifer aniston.never.
may be brad pitt holds a different view.he may be hapy with jolie.
i dont know why i am writing all this.something inside me says that JENNIFER ANISTON IS SOON GOING TO HAVE A GREAT MAN IN HER LIVE.
that must be true.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
brad pitt in indian newspapers
in india,our newspapers have something written about brad pitt ..... always.{i have seen him in news papers more often than any other celebrity}.
for example:in "sunday times of india,date 2 december,on TIMES LIFE {a supplement of sunday times of india"
under the headline"MAST MAST MEN",indrani rajkhowa banarjee wrote:
"if brad pitt can reveal his butt in troy,our men are not far behind"
then ,biphasha basu{voted the sexiest asian woman the second time over},under headline"SEXY SIREN" replied for the topic "these are a few in my sexiest list:
men:david becham,brad pitt.
our newspapers love you brad.readers love you too.had you still been with jen....i will love you too.
for example:in "sunday times of india,date 2 december,on TIMES LIFE {a supplement of sunday times of india"
under the headline"MAST MAST MEN",indrani rajkhowa banarjee wrote:
"if brad pitt can reveal his butt in troy,our men are not far behind"
then ,biphasha basu{voted the sexiest asian woman the second time over},under headline"SEXY SIREN" replied for the topic "these are a few in my sexiest list:
men:david becham,brad pitt.
our newspapers love you brad.readers love you too.had you still been with jen....i will love you too.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
so ...brad is innocent
there is a very strange thing i have noticed.when reading blogs and discussions on jen versus jolie{most of these in the time period 2005-06}i have read some bad things written about jen and some really bad things written about jolie.every one believed that if brad left jen ......there can only be two reasons responsible for this:
*either something was wrong in jen
*or jolie tempted him
LUCKY BRAD.
IN ELLE {june 2007}CATE BLANCHETT in an interview said:
"i adore him{brad pitt}.i have rarely met a man who has so many women friends.i sense that he feels real pleasure being suurrounded by women.................................................................................
..................................................................................................................................................................
.................................i believe its why ANGELINA flipped for him"
i will say it again:LUCKY BRAD.
i hate him.so what?
*either something was wrong in jen
*or jolie tempted him
LUCKY BRAD.
IN ELLE {june 2007}CATE BLANCHETT in an interview said:
"i adore him{brad pitt}.i have rarely met a man who has so many women friends.i sense that he feels real pleasure being suurrounded by women.................................................................................
..................................................................................................................................................................
.................................i believe its why ANGELINA flipped for him"
i will say it again:LUCKY BRAD.
i hate him.so what?
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
an apology song i wrote for brad pitt
if ever bad pit feels like telling sorry to JEN ,I THINK eminem's song{when i am gone}would be the most suited to him.lets see how.
AN old man is saying:
i remember .....the first time i came here .........its been a rough six years......and i am just happy to not be that person any more and so is my wife.........thanks for letting me do this.thats all i have to share right now.{........clap........}
"is there anyone else who would like to share with us tonight"
"ehhhh...yeah....my name is brad pitt"
"hai pitt"
"its my life.....have you ever loved someone so much......you have given......literally given...........when they know that you are their heart and you know you are their arm and you will desTROY anyone who would try to harm........but what happens when karma turns around and bites you and every thing u......stands for turns on to despite you.but what happens when you become the main {men}source of pain..........braddy.how am i looking as mrs pitt..brad has to go and catch mrs smith.braddy where is that flame of love we had...i cant find that love..WHERE IS IT?i dont know go play....h......baby.braddy is busy .....braddy is dating a girl ......and the girl wont date herself....i give you one on the door....AND LIVE BY YOURSELF.there is a lover around here.............................................................and decieved jen who is a sweeten........when i am gone just carry on.............SO BABY DONT FEEL THE PAIN...just smile back.........when i am gone.........................you are making jen sad ........WHY IS JEN SAD??????.................braddy you are lying............."
I THINK THERE IS NO NEED FOR BRAD EVEN TO SING A SONG.ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS JUST TO SAY "I AM SORRY"
AN old man is saying:
i remember .....the first time i came here .........its been a rough six years......and i am just happy to not be that person any more and so is my wife.........thanks for letting me do this.thats all i have to share right now.{........clap........}
"is there anyone else who would like to share with us tonight"
"ehhhh...yeah....my name is brad pitt"
"hai pitt"
"its my life.....have you ever loved someone so much......you have given......literally given...........when they know that you are their heart and you know you are their arm and you will desTROY anyone who would try to harm........but what happens when karma turns around and bites you and every thing u......stands for turns on to despite you.but what happens when you become the main {men}source of pain..........braddy.how am i looking as mrs pitt..brad has to go and catch mrs smith.braddy where is that flame of love we had...i cant find that love..WHERE IS IT?i dont know go play....h......baby.braddy is busy .....braddy is dating a girl ......and the girl wont date herself....i give you one on the door....AND LIVE BY YOURSELF.there is a lover around here.............................................................and decieved jen who is a sweeten........when i am gone just carry on.............SO BABY DONT FEEL THE PAIN...just smile back.........when i am gone.........................you are making jen sad ........WHY IS JEN SAD??????.................braddy you are lying............."
I THINK THERE IS NO NEED FOR BRAD EVEN TO SING A SONG.ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS JUST TO SAY "I AM SORRY"
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